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Wash's insight is a bit more "how magic works in this world" and a bit less "'So You've Made A Pact With An Otherworldly Entity' Captain America Meme," but he'll try! It'll be the blind leading the blind, but that's some good comedy.
Well, you're alive here, so you've come out ahead of the game.
I will say that Red vs Blue is kind of Pop Culture Reference Hell, so if Alex starts explaining the Rube Goldberg Machine murders, there might be a Final Destination reference in the prose; that said, it won't be to Alex's face, and Wash isn't going to recognize him as a character from a Final Destination movie, so. No direct fourth walling, if you're okay with that!
Aw heck, never thought I'd get fourth wall offers, cool, honestly! Yeah, I'm quite familiar with RvB so that makes total sense! I am absolutely okay with that!
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What if something's already tried to kill you and succeeded, what then.
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Well, you're alive here, so you've come out ahead of the game.
I will say that Red vs Blue is kind of Pop Culture Reference Hell, so if Alex starts explaining the Rube Goldberg Machine murders, there might be a Final Destination reference in the prose; that said, it won't be to Alex's face, and Wash isn't going to recognize him as a character from a Final Destination movie, so. No direct fourth walling, if you're okay with that!
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Aw heck, never thought I'd get fourth wall offers, cool, honestly! Yeah, I'm quite familiar with RvB so that makes total sense! I am absolutely okay with that!