balance_memes | MAY CR MEME

Welcome, ~~fresh meat~~ Newcomers and Oldcomers alike! You have overcome incredible odds and terrible RNG to get this far! So take a moment to catch your breath, kick back and say hello to your fellow adventurers! Simply fill out the following form with as much (or as little?) information as you'd like and reply below. Then feel free to wander around and hit up the other introductions. And have fun! Yes, that's an order!

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Plans: [have ideas that you'd like to play out? some long-term or short-term goals you want to see fulfilled for your character? SHENANIGANS??]
Test of Initiation: [For new players specifically: Have a partner in mind for this or are you still looking for one? What would you like for a partner? If you're a veteran Reclaimer and want to help out a newbie, say so here! There's more information on how the test works in the newest OOC post.]
Wanted CR: [what sort of relationships do you want to build?]

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Player Name: Vee
Contact:

veelynn
Timezone: EST
Hobbies: Photography (cosplay, fashion, pet, ect), video games, going for walks, crafts, exploring, my pets!
Fandoms: RvB, Borderlands, TUA (Netflix), TAZ, JDatE, Gen:Lock, Overwatch, Critical Role, Deadpool, MCU, She-Ra, Voltron

Character name: Lavernius Tucker (But he goes by "Tucker" or "Lord Sexington". ...Okay, maybe not that last part, but now he wants to.)
Canon: Red vs Blue
Path: Rogue
Roomate: None! Which is probably for the best to everyone.

Plans: I...have none! Tucker's brand spanking new to this place, so he's going to need a bit to get acclimated. While he's pretty adaptable, he's going to have FEELINGS about losing pretty much everyone. Come be his friend. Drink with him. (Warning: there will probably be bad pick up lines involved and I'm only slightly sorry). He needs to get his shit together and find a way through this.
Test of Initiation: While he's still a soldier, this guy needs help, even if he says he doesn't. Anyone want to pair up with him? please?
Wanted CR: All of it! Found family! Friends! Frenemies! Dad Support Group Who Misses Their Kids! I want it all!

Anything Else?:

Dibs on the test of initiation

Well, who am I to try to break the rules of the International Dibs Protocol?

eyyyyyy

In slightly more long-term planning, Wash will probably be clingy for a while, because holy shit someone from home is alive and he never gets that lucky? (Also his test of initiation involved having to destroy a fake relic that was trying to convince him to use it, and that relic was definitely speaking in Tucker's voice, so. he's perfectly fine!) So he might just Show Up At Random Times to make sure Tucker is ~~still there~~ getting acclimated okay.

Ooooh, do you have a link to that? Because I would love to hear that!

And honestly, Tucker probably won't be much different. Lots of confusion. Lots of just dealing. Lots of asking Wash HOW he's supposed to deal with it. Help this poor mess.

Here! Welcome to Wash's terrible first day at the Bureau.

I love people asking Wash how he deals with things, as though Wash has any idea how to deal with things in a healthy manner 8D But yes, he will do his best to help Tucker deal.

Holy shit, my heart!! My aching heart!!

Look, Wash is the only person who Tucker trusts ~~and looks up to~~. If left to his own devices, he's just going to drink himself into stupidity. For. Ever.

You should know me by now

Well, there's not that much liquor at the campsite, so that's not going to happen. Time for Other Coping Mechanisms.

Laps. Are. Not. Coping. Mechanisms.

Says you.

Now go run a dozen of 'em.

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lovernotafighter - 2019-05-10 14:21 (UTC) - Expand

More of you RVBs, i'm so excited

Since we're both playing from comedic canons I'd love to get some threads with ya!

I'm so excited to be here! I'm always sorry, because Tucker's... Tucker has the worst pick up lines that will be used. Almost guaranteed.

I would love to!! I'm so down!

oh great! He might actually get Mia to laugh (not.. necessarily with him) but in return she'll. never remember his name.

...I'd be sorry she's like that, but, it's Tucker so he kind of deserves it

She would be better off not remembering it, let's be real. He's a pain in the butt, and not the good kind. Bow chika bow wow.

I can't believe you're already cancelled

Only Tucker can get canceled before they've even said hello. It's what makes him special.

He's in a league all of his own, really

~~Don't worry, he'll make room for you.~~

I don't know how he has any friends at all.

And yet somehow he's gonna make more friends here, I can just feel it.

lovernotafighter - 2019-05-09 23:34 (UTC) - Expand

doubledsofjustice - 2019-05-09 23:38 (UTC) - Expand

lovernotafighter - 2019-05-10 03:30 (UTC) - Expand

Tuckerrrre, I am so happy to see this guy here.

Yesss! See, people love him already! This is the kind of welcome he deserves!

what is UP, roommate

the chaotic horny energy on the moon just skyrocketed

Oh. My. Forkin'. God.

This is the best/worst roommate situation ever! /high five

I'M SO EXCITED! I feel like they're going to get along like a house on fire.

They are going to be a dangerous pair and everyone is going to regret this, while they sit and cackle maniacally. It's going to be AWESOME!