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At least he's from a little too early in the timeline to have actually met angels and determined that they're useless and he hates them? But he does know that the system in general doesn't give a fuck about humans really and no gods are coming to save you
yeah thats fair enough, the good place system is Rough. and tbf mista is a shitty enough catholic that he'll get over it eventually, just. wow michael you don't have to be rude about it!!!
(HE SUPER CAN'T AT ALL he's badass normal for the most part. he will just assume that michael is a regular guy with great tie fashion sense until he starts yelling about how much it sucks to have organs)
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I mean to be fair, as far as he's concerned they are definitely incontrovertible facts, but he's not going to be all that nice about it either
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local gangster gets into shouting match with demon in bowtie
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(he does)
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(can mista sense demons, are we just launching directly into this)
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((do you mind if i add you on plurk btw!))
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