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MAY CR MEME

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Plans: [have ideas that you'd like to play out? some long-term or short-term goals you want to see fulfilled for your character? SHENANIGANS??]
Test of Initiation: [For new players specifically: Have a partner in mind for this or are you still looking for one? What would you like for a partner? If you're a veteran Reclaimer and want to help out a newbie, say so here! There's more information on how the test works in the newest OOC post.]
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Player Name: diane
Contact:

aghastly. feel free to add me!
Timezone: us central
Hobbies: uhhh i like video games mostly! i also like to knit, i play the piano occasionally and ive got a bullet journal. i also have a cat named toast that fights me on a daily basis
Fandoms: kingdom hearts (tho i'm one of those late-to-the-partiers who STILL hasn't played kh3), pokemon, zelda, homestuck, puella magi madoka madoka

Character name: dave strider
Canon: homestuck!
Path: paladin
Roomate: roxas!

Plans: this is dave! he is a time traveler who can't time travel anymore but he complained about it a lot anyway so it's probably for the best

he also involuntarily wrote a rap about fantasy costco.

here's what i'm looking for:

- dave's always been interested in science and paleontology, or whatever other fields let him look at weird dead things all day. if you also like weird dead things, they can talk about it!
- to that end, someone who can help him piece together a new camera. that's another one of his old forgotten hobbies
- honestly, someone to help him get better at fighting. he's pretty good at it but has been slacking. he has a lot of hearts he wants to protect but taking into account his canon point (game over) and the things he says about himself in general, he's never all that confident about it
- if you happen to be familiar with time loops and time travel in general, let's chat. commiserate. whichever word you prefer

Wanted CR:

- people who will put up with him to pal around with
- enemies?? dave can be an argumentative shithead who refuses to let things go and is on the record as being someone who will say pretty much anything if he thinks it'll help his point. let him get into terrible arguments
- fellow dead people let's start a club
- heroes to hero at him

Anything Else?: in d&d paladins usually are required to have a holy item, something that they keep to remind them of their holy oath or whatever it is they're oathing to

dave's holy item is a finger in a jar. no, it's not his!

wait whose finger is it

also i want more dave stuff but more importantly whose finger is it

LISTEN HE CAN EXPLAIN

probably

also yes please!! mista trying to use a mom voice on dave actually kills me

oh wait i actually did know this. why can't i remember things

don't worry he'll probably use it again next time he gets aj spilled on his shoes >:(

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oculusriffs - 2019-05-09 14:34 (UTC) - Expand

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protegge - 2019-05-09 14:35 (UTC) - Expand

Dwyer enjoys putting up with Dave

dwyer has been the longest running & probably suffering party member on daves quest to collect a ludicrous amount of apple juice and honestly it makes me really happy

please keep helping him

Aw nah it's not suffering at this point it's probably kind of fun? Not that he'll admit it aloud

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notthatbutler - 2019-05-09 15:01 (UTC) - Expand

sayori shares almost none of the interests and specialties that dave has but they're initiation buds so they have an unbreakable bond!!! she will pal around with him all day every day. and unintentionally acclimate him to platonic physical affection. they should do some goofy antics at camp!!!

YES I LOVE THEM THEY ARE RHYMING PALS

absolutely keep hugging him, though!! he'll keep being awkward but will eventually get the platonic hugs thing down to a science

and also my goal is to be able to use this icon icly around sayori — get a big old smile out of him

what if you ARE a weird dead thing

show morgana the finger please she would be sk morbidly fascinated

LMFAO

unfortunately that probably means that no matter how much morgana dunks him dave will probably keep coming back for more punishment. he can't help it she's weird and dead and he's curious

done! it's his most valuable possession

maybe they can finally bond over dead things. maybe she'll tell him she used to run a graveyard. who knows. dead things are coming

Hey there! New on the scene here, but I am very familiar with Homestuck (though kind of fell out of it after the Big Reset) and Dave happens to be rooming with Hayner's buddy, so they're bound to run into each other at some point. Was wondering if you're cool with that! Although I get the feeling that Hayner and Dave would get along like a house on fire.

AW YEAH

i was really stoked to see your app, let a good boy hayner step up to the plate and kick even more ass!! i'm late to the party and still very slowly plinking my way through kh3; would it be okay if we avoided major plot spoilers in the beginning?

I'M EXCITED TO SEE THIS CR YOU HAVE NO IDEA. they should do a struggle, dave's got the SORD..... which is functionally about as effective as a wiffle bat, so he's already armed and everything

No worries, I completely understand that! I'll keep major plot elements under wraps until I get the go-ahead from folks, so no worries here :3 And yes, it's Hayner's time to shine!

I AM TOO they really should Struggle sometime. and don't worry Dave, Hayner's well versed in wiffle bat combat! It'll be great!

raises hand for dead club

DEAD CLUB

i'm not familiar with p3 at all but guessing from your username, was shinjiro also murdered by puppies?

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petsthedog - 2019-05-09 13:01 (UTC) - Expand

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oculusriffs - 2019-05-09 13:08 (UTC) - Expand

The finger thing is...news. Yeah. o_o

Wash is absolutely down for combat training with Dave if you'd like!

i'm so sorry wash

yeah i'm down! dave might be a little hesitant at first, if only because he has a bad history with combat training with adults, but he's slowly learning that not all adults who are helping him learn how to fight are assholes in pointy shades

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unrecovered - 2019-05-09 16:22 (UTC) - Expand

DIANE QUICK QUESTION WHOSE FINGER IS IT

i'm actually here because i need to properly tag you for once but also because i was scrolling and saw your icon and i lost my shit.

it's ryuji's!

it's okay he got better

LMAO I'M REALLY GLAD fossilized homestuck fandom is still indulging me when it made david akemi a thing. and, i actually really want these two to sit down and just ramble at each other about their passion topics?? or talk about time travel again

hello i died last interlude i'm v sorry but if you still want to do STEEL SAMURAI VS STARSKY AND HUTCH i am 110% down

hell yeah i am! i don't have a moon base specific prompt on my top level up, but if you want to wildcard something you can, or i can write a closed prompt for you!

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feytality - 2019-05-10 03:03 (UTC) - Expand

okay but can it still be a holy symbol if he's not carrying the finger, or does dave just spend his entire life with a severed finger in a jar shoved in his pants like the world's worst sock stuffing?

I've always been meaning to tag you but you're always so swamped sobs into hands. But places bingo marker on "time loops and time travel in general", "dead people", and "tolerant of dave's horseshit". I can also stretch to fit the fight club and being way too interested in dead things boxes if I do some exercises first. Is that a bingo?

i'm going to bend the d&d rules a tad and make this slightly less cursed by saying that he's got a shrine to it in his room

wait i think i may have made it worse

absolutely yes though, i would love this!! dave's actually got a very good reason to want to know if time travel is possible on faerun — and if it is, how to do it — so he would be relieved to know he's not the only one wrapped up in the logistics of time shenanigans

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