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TDM#1: Welcome to Phlan
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![]() WELCOME TO PHLAN![]() Click on the map for a full view BACKGROUND. The port city of Phlan, located just north of the Moonsea region, is not an idyllic landscape, filled with images of swashbuckling sailors and brimming commerce. It's a place that's been razed and rebuilt so many times that even the people of this rough and tumble town seem to embody a particular nonchalance to the chaos that exists within it. Entire streets of the city remain either unfinished or abandoned. Farms on the outskirts of town lend prayer to the Goddess of harvest and bounty, and yet, year after year they struggle to make ends meet. The main road leading into town, called the Iron Route, splits at the path just outside the city's gates. To your left, a quiet and somber collection of headstones litter the grounds of the Valhingen Graveyeard. They remind all who venture into this city from the main road of one simple thing: those who are born and raised here rarely make it out. The Director has sent her Reclaimers here, and as the glass bubbles are shot from the Moon Base, they land with thuds against the lining of the Quivering Forest. There are rumors that there's a powerful item hidden deep, somewhere within the confines of towns dotting the landscape of the Moonsea region. Your purpose is simple. Ingratiate yourselves as travelers, offer aid where it's needed, and keep an ear out on the ground for any whispers that might give lead to the location of a Grand Relic. 1. THE WELCOMERS![]() The Laughing Goblin is run by a staff of two; a boisterous human woman who everybody calls Bonnie (although no one actually knows if that's her name or a callback to the sailors who frequent the town during stints in the Moonsea), and a rather rotund man named Mar (who tends the kitchen but has a serious soft spot for cats or juicy gossip). You can almost hear the raucous shouts of vulgarities from just outside the doors of the bar. Even tonight's musical guests, a trio of halfling bards who call themselves the Dandy Warhalls, don't seem to be outpacing the chatter and heated conversations going on within. Opening the doors and making your way into the room gives you more of a sense of what Phlan is really about than any other moment you've spent wandering the streets and being a really unfortunate tourist who decided on the worst vacation spot this side of the Sword Mountains. This place is alive. And in some ways, it's a good welcome to the world of Faerun, as you'll be spending quite a lot of time within these sorts of establishments, attempting to make your way through the inner workings of a possibly unfamiliar world. A. WHAT THE BAR KNOWS. ○ Bonnie is running herself to death trying to keep up with the orders. She can't seem to pour ale quick enough to keep the patron's glasses filled to the brim. She knows that this is a dangerous crowd, but she's tough as nails. A skirmish begins breaking out between two humans at the far end of the bar, disagreeing on the roles of the local law enforcement and how helpful they've been to their beloved town. Bonnie flares up almost immediately. "ENOUGH OF THAT OVER THERE. ONE MORE PUNCH AND I'M CUTTING YOU OFF FOR A WEEK, NIFF." Whoever Niff is, he snaps to immediately and sheepishly scratches the back of his head. You can almost swear you hear a defeated "Yes, ma'am," before Bonnie's attention is drawn elsewhere. She could use a hand, if you're particularly good behind a bar, and won't object to the assistance, even if she's leery at first. She just doesn't trust a whole lot of people. Get to know her a little bit, and she'll even complain about how the lighthouse's lens going out last week has made everyone in town anxious as trade seems to have come to a halt. ○ Reizem, Mof, and Jimbob, the trio performing in the back of the room on instruments and trying to invent the concept of rock and roll, are not exactly being welcomed with the type of applause that they'd like. They'll take a break midway through the set list, and are more than happy to talk to some refined guests of higher culture. Jimbob, who's currently sporting a number of upper cartilage piercings, is happy to talk about how this place is the literal worst. Not just any "worst." The literal worst. He's also a little bit drunk. ○ Mar, the only cook and also the only waiter in the tavern, will be happy to stop at your table and fill you in on "The Happs" in town, much to Bonnie's absolute dismay. A loud voice, even among the patrons that are currently three sheets to the wind, he'll disperse a few gems with the promise that if you know anything, you'll return the favor: ○ The local police, named the Black Fist, have been up in arms over the last few days about a shipment that was supposed to arrive at HQ. No one would bat an eyelash at that, since trade seems to have completely stopped once the lighthouse has gone out, but Mar's friends with a few low ranking guards who play bridge with him on the weekends. Yeah, he plays bridge. They got "real quiet" when he mentioned the missing shipment, covering it up with something about their training supplies getting cut short. Seems fishy, even for a place that reeks of fish pretty constantly. ○ The lighthouse over at Sokol Keep has gone out. "First time since I've been alive, that's happened," actually. He'll explain that one of the few rich families of Phlan (old money, he clears his throat with a sound of detestation in his voice) controls the lighthouse. The Black Fist have been sent over there to investigate but no one knows what the hell is happening. ○ Be careful of the Welcomers, a group of bandits who run around trying to steal anything they can get their hands on. "You'll notice you came across one of 'em on a'count of them missin' a gods forsaken ear." B. EVERY D&D ADVENTURE BEGINS WITH "YOU MEET AT A TAVERN, AND..." And it's a good time to meet your fellow Reclaimers, as well. Some of you might have been paired up during the Test of Initiation into the Bureau of Balance, or maybe you dropped into an apartment room to meet a flatmate you never knew you had (or maybe wanted), but there hasn't been a whole stint of time available to you to really get to know each other. Take a seat, grab some ale, complain about the music. The meal of the day, as it has been every day for the last 2 decades, is cabbage soup. It's kind of delicious. You're going to need to figure out lodging for the night as well. The Laughing Goblin has some rooms, but it's definitely not enough to fit all of the Reclaimers in the upstairs apartments. Lucky for you, your handy-dandy Bureau Issued Adventuring Supplies (BIAS, for short) has a sleeping sack and a tent. Maybe it's time to rough it for the night. C. LIKE TWO SHIPS PASSING IN THE NIGHT On your way out though, should you decide to cut it short and head elsewhere, you should probably stick to the main roads within town. A little ways away from the docks district, you can swear you hear a woman crying. Following the source of the sound leads you into a back alley, and just as you approach, you and your companion find yourself cut off on both ends of the street as the woman stands up, sardonic smile twisting around her lips. "Welcome to Phlan." And wouldn't you know it? She's missing an ear. Let's roll some initiative. 2. AROUND TOWNYour first night in Phlan either went amazingly smooth, filled with nothing but a pleasant experience of pure country bumpkin culture at its finest, or knocking out some thugs in a dark alleyway who were attracted to you by the value of your silver armlet. Either way, don't be discouraged, because it's daytime in Phlan, and time to set out to see what this place is like in the light of day. A. THE MARKET There are various stalls open for trade and business. Several of them seem to be closed up; without fresh fish and meat traded in from the nearby cities, access to certain goods is nearly impossible for any of the residents of Phlan. It's cabbage soup all the way down, it seems. Either way, there's a bit of a crowd coming and going from the center square. It's a great place to meet any number of people, Reclaimers or not. B. WHERE'S MY WRIT? Attempt to enter any of the stores that sell weaponry or armor and the first thing you're going to be asked here is if you've obtained the proper license from the Black Fist in order to purchase weaponry. See, there's a bit of a pay-to-play scheme going on here in Phlan. The merchants are offered protection by the local (mafioso) police in exchange for a highly lucrative bribe system, requiring anyone who wants to purchase anything sharp or potentially stabby to head over to the Black Fist HQ to pick up a "writ." And wouldn't you know it? The old man sitting at the receptionist desk of the Black Fist mansion has a mountain high pile of paperwork to go through. But he supposes he might look the other way if you happen to grease his palms a little bit. Anyone who can distract the earnest, hard-working, underpaid administrator to check that stack of paperwork will notice that there's nothing written on any of the sheets below the top one, which is basically just a diary entry from the man to make it look like official paperwork. While accepting your bribe, he bemoans how hard it is to make it by in Phlan these days. C. THE TELLER OF MISFORTUNES ![]() No matter how bright your prospects may be, she'll alert you that there's some impending doom in your life to come. She's seen a dark figure in your past, an ex-lover, an obsessed stalker. It's never good news with Filistrom. Ever the lover of theatrics and flare, she'll put on quite the show, and offer to cleanse your spirit of dark influences. Although the ritual does work (you're bathed in sage for a solid 5 minutes straight), she charges a hefty 5 gold pieces for it. Refuse, however, and she will absolutely cast a hidden Bestow Curse on you. And your luck from there only gets worse. 3. MISSING CARGO![]() There's a few options in front of you to begin your search. ○ Look around the docks. There's a container yard that holds crates waiting to be shipped to and from the city of Phlan. With the lighthouse out, they can't be loaded onto ships and sent across the Moonsea. The waters are just too dangerous to go without a guiding light. You see a number of crates with city seal of Neverwinter on them. Little weird, since anyone that's spent time getting to know Faerun at the library back on the Moon Base knows that Neverwinter is on the other side of the continent. Searching inside any one of the crates (don't get caught!) you'll mostly find grain and agricultural wares meant for trade along the sea route. But one crate in particular has a subtle acrimonious smell to it. Open it up inside and you'll see it's filled to the brim with statues of Tyr. Tyr is a very well respected and beloved God within Faerun, denoting justice and law. Smash open any of these idols and you'll notice enchanted ink dust. Weird. The shipping label points to an appointed spot outside of town. 4. THE BROKEN LIGHTOUSEFiguring out that the lighthouse being out is a huge source of financial ruin for the town, you eventually make your way over the Sokol Manor. The administrative head of the house sits at her desk, one Leela Sokol, pure white hair tidied neatly with a combover part and bright red lipstick on. She taps her fingers on the desk, looking bored and disinterested in your offer for help, but the second you mention that you're not affiliated at all with the local law enforcement, the very edges of her lips perk upward. "Oh, I do love some adventurers just gallivanting about upon our private property." Thinking it over, she rolls her eyes upward to the ceiling, but she guesses this will just have to do. Those of you from Earth may notice two things: she's wearing a bright red pair of heels and happens to look incredibly similar to Meryl Streep. Anyone who mentions that to her will be met with a confused stare and a request for clarification, mentioning that the Streep family over in Melvaunt, a neighboring town on the Moonsea, has no ties to House Sokol. Whoosh. ![]() "Oh, and should you get there in one piece, please do remember not to steal anything. I'll know." Time to get a group of fellow Reclaimers together to find out just what went down over on Thorn Island. A. ARRIVAL AT SOKOL KEEP The Keep is on Thorn Island, surrounded by water in all directions. It's a rough swim, as the Moonsea isn't exactly a calm body of water. Maybe you can scope out a rowboat to help you get there. Either way, coming ashore at the massive mansion will be rather quiet and uneventful. There are no butlers to greet you. No Black Fist standing watch at the gate. Maybe Philip was just that reclusive, or maybe there's another reason that this place feels abandoned. There are 5 main structures on Thorn Island- the Sokol Keep itself, the lighthouse, an eastern tower, a western tower, and the barracks, used to house the guards that come and go from the mainland during their stay here. The stone mansion itself has two floors, and up until recently, looks like it was incredibly well maintained. Funny, since you didn't see any attendants on the island to greet you. Not a speck of dust, anywhere. The banquet hall looks filled as if an evening meal was being served just a few hours ago. Unfortunately, whoever was served this delicious looking feast didn't have time to finish it. It looks like it's been sitting out for days, and the smell of rotting meat is more than just a little pervasive to your senses. B. LOOKING AROUND ![]() Your examination of the lighthouse itself shows a crystal at the top of the structure encased in glass that's been warded off and reinforced through magical means. There's no indication that someone had come here to snuff out the light or steal the lens from which the lighthouse operates. It just simply... won't glow. Ransacking the eastern tower reveals a place that doesn't look like it's been touched in ages, aside from a chair that's been moved, uncovering a trail of clean floor in the midst of dust literally everywhere. The dust seems to be everywhere, and spending a particularly long amount of time in here makes your lungs hurt and your eyes water. You do, however, find a small Holy Symbol, a rosary of beads with a small coin on it, the image of a Faerunian god etched into the metal. You're starting to get the sense that this island has been dealing with some below-board stuff lately. Cults, religious symbols. And did you just hear that chair begin to creak? Why do those empty bookshelves up against the wall look like they're vibrating? Time to get the hell out of dodge on this one. Investigating the western tower, however, reveals a bare floor that's been broken into via a pickax. Move some of the earth away and you'll find a hatch. Wouldn't you know it? It's unlocked. C. THE CATACOMBS If you didn't get the chills from the seemingly haunted eastern tower, dropping down through the hatch reveals a damp, dark passageway after a drop of roughly 10 feet below. The catacombs smell damp, have a particularly unsettling feeling about them, and touching the walls reveals an ungodly amount of mud that never seems to quite settle. Prestidigitation that off, if you will. Going deeper, you realize that you're descending below sea level. Eventually, you hit a snag- in the form of a whirlpool that seems to block your way through to the other side. It moves concentrically, and trying to cross it without a plan will end up getting you sucked right into it. At the bottom? You're tossed around like a gnome being fired out of a canon, and hitting the bottom of that pool of water reveals sharpened bones. Most likely human in nature. Better move fast, you can almost feel something reaching out to touch you. Provided you don't drown to a group of skeletons sitting at the basin of the whirlpool, you'll come to a wide open room with an altar towards the back of the cave structure, emanating a sickly violet light. On a raised platform, the body of Leela's beloved nephew, Philip, lies sacrificed. There's a trail of blood that leads from the dais to the pool of water surrounding this statue. Looking closer, you notice that the statue itself depicts something with the body of a woman and 6 slithery heads of a snake, crested with jade jewels for eyes. A hollow laughter fills out from the room as a figure moves forward from the statue. Where the hell did that come from? "Stay for dinner, we've got the early bird special prepared, just for you." Of course, it's Captain Grim. Did you ever think that a dude named Grim wouldn't be evil? He's sacrificed the poor boy and is now currently possessed by some unrepentant six-headed snake beast. His tongue slides out of his mouth, licking his bottom lip. Yep, that's more snake than human too. Make sure you kill this guy. D. THE AFTERMATH Killing, or otherwise subduing Captain Grim (what's your alignment, again?) is enough to make the lighthouse mysteriously come back to life. Whatever desecration was going on in the catacombs below seems to be lifted. Too bad you can't be treated like heroes upon your return to Phlan proper. Leela has made absolutely sure to spread a rumor at the Laughing Goblin about how efficient the Black Fist were at resolving the issue on Thorn Island. Oh well, you weren't doing this for fame and accolades, right? 5. CALL TO ARMS (DEXTROUS): THE SCROLL THIEF![]() But it doesn't end here, not quite yet. There's the sound of a parade of footsteps emanating out from the direction of the Black Fist headquarters. The entire guard has begun to give chase, and the city is quickly mobilized to a state of apprehension that you haven't seen at all during your stay here. Wherever you are, you're stopped nearly dead in your tracks as a man, not much older than 20, knocks you or one of your party members over on a beeline straight to the ships. You see, tucked neatly under his arm, an ornate looking piece of parchment paper that's been rolled up tightly. The man smiles at you, apologizing, just as a battalion of Black Fist agents begin to approach off from the distance. The youngster who has just collided with you turns his head to look upon this scene and groans. "Typical lugheads. Just what I was expecting outta this shit hole." And he takes off for the docks. He needs to get out of Phlan, and quick. What do you do? ![]() OOC: A LETTER FROM YOUR MOD TEAMHello everyone and welcome to the first TDM for Balance, an experimental DWRP game that looks to combine light elements of time-honored and classic strategy games like FFT, Octopath Traveler, Tactics Ogre, and the wonderful worldbuilding experience of D&D. Our setting and concept is heavily based on the McElroy Brothers' popular D&D podcast, The Adventure Zone. If you're here, there's a good chance that you have interest in some, or all, of the components listed above. First off, this TDM is a little bit different than the TDM's that will come in the future app cycles. This one is structured like a mission mod log and assumes your character has already come to the Bureau, passed the Test of Initiation, and have been deployed on your first foray out into the world of Faerun. The reason we've done this is two-fold: to avoid any possible duplication with the introduction log (as you'll have the opportunity to thread out your arrivals), and we wanted to give everyone a sense of what the real core of the game will be like. So, for the purposes of this specific TDM, and only this one, you cannot take events that occur here as canon upon apping into Balance. Future ones will be more aligned with the Moon Base cycle and can potentially account for CR to transfer into the game. What we're aiming to do with Balance is a little different from your typical DWRP game. In a typical setting, the mods set up some NPCs that have limited contact with you, the player, under a very structured set of conditions. For example, The Director is one of those NPC types, as are her two counterparts (Davenport and Garfield). However, in Balance, we'd like to take a moment to instill something early on as we run through the first TDM of the game. We've listed a few NPC's up there to give you a flavor of their personality and what their look and feel constitutes. Those NPCs are completely pilotable by any of you, at any time. What we're looking to do is give you all a structure for adventure and seeing where you all can take it. It's part of our core value and how we'd like to see things move along. Be amazing- not just in the sense of being amazing to each other and to your characters, but also with your character choices in-game. The world is completely malleable and up to you to meld, mend, repair, or bust. In a nutshell, what we're saying is... go wild. It's okay not to ask permission for something cool you'd like to do. We've given you some outlines of events, but the story that you create as you thread these out is entirely yours. And we, as a mod team, can't wait to see what you bring to the table. blurb code by photosynthesis |
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Or whatever mail service exists down here.
Which also brings up another good point to deal with now that he's here. Without the Metaverse to rely on solving major problems, he's going to have to get a whole lot more used to doing things topside. His particular skill set was limited to messing with shadows, and he has no idea how that translates to actual people. A question for another day, probably.
He senses the offended tone to his reply, and it definitely feels like it struck hard, even if he was just fucking around.]
Didn't mean anything by it. Oh, I'm uh. I'm gonna be 18 in a few weeks, if it matters.
[Probably not, it's still pretty young. He's not trying to correct him for calling him kid, either, since he knows it's a pretty immature thing to do and especially useless at trying to convince someone that you're anywhere near adulthood. Ryuji knows he ain't.
But maybe all of that is lost anyway from the sound of the tavern alive all around them. Ryuji brings air into his lungs, and it's now or never. One of his most mixed personality traits is not letting people he respects down, so he'll try doing this on his own if given the chance. The bar seems like a good place to start as any, so he'll lean up against it and... do everything in a very amateurish way. Not even having ordered an ale, he tries to strike up a conversation about the forest, and- fails.
Sheesh. Maybe he was too gung-ho about it and it made him come off like he was local law enforcement or something.]
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Qrow is mostly being a baby, so the recanting doesn't really need to be heard. He watches Ryuji take a spot, try a conversation, and—fumble.
He doesn't want to get too close to Ryuji; grouping together doesn't tend to go great for this kind of thing. So he pops up the communicator to send a quick message that Ryuji will hopefully receive without being weird.
Maybe that's hoping too much. Oh well. He needs to keep his own place in things.]
Order something first. And don't leap into the questioning. That's rude, and ineffective on top of that. Get to know who you're talking to first.
this got long sorry
Subtle and sly is just not Ryuji's forte, so as he strikes out, he beats himself up over it a little bit and tries not to be obnoxious about checking the vibrations at his wrist. His shoes are untied. Yeah. That's. That's totally it. He bends down to look at them, check the message, and spend a second or two down there to bolster up his resolve. C'mon Sakamoto, you can do better than this.
Round two- he orders a drink from Bonnie, and finds an open spot at the completely opposite end of the bar where he had totally struck out a few moments ago. He tries not to seem eager to draw attention to himself, taking into account that conversations are supposed to start naturally. And Ryuji absolutely looks like the type that doesn't want to be bothered, whether or not that's true (please love him he needs attention), so it kind of works for him when the guy next to him starts grumbling about the lighthouse.
Town's gone to shit lately, kid, you should pack up and head to Melvaunt. At least there's work there.
...
(Where the hell is Melvaunt?)
Could probably earn an extra coin or two guarding merchants.
(He takes a sip of the ale. God, this shit is nasty.)
When I was your age...
(He goes on for a little while, and Ryuji starts to get a little more interested. People have some pretty wild stories out here.)
What brought you to this shit hole anyway?
Uh. Y'know, I really always wanted to travel on a ship.
Hah! What the hell kind of dream is that, kid?
Grew up on cool stories about the sea? Adventuring life, that sorta stuff, I guess.
(Not untrue, his first persona was Captain Kidd after all. At least he can kind of make not-lying work for him)
You ain't gonna get that far 'round these parts. Err'one's shit outta luck if nothin' be coming up for trade in the Moonsea.
Heard the local gang's startin' shit with everyone, too.
Yeah, good luck catchin' them, kid, they've been around for ages.
You think they have a base out in the woods or somethin'?
(There it is, the opening.)
Who knows, most people don't stick their noses out there.
Huh? It's just a forest.
It's haunted by fey.
You believe that sorta shit?
You would if you've seen what I've seen, boy.
Gotcha. (He takes another sip)
Don't get yourself mixed up in that business.
'Cause it's haunted.
You got a long life ahead of ya.
Eh, I got a penchant for getting into trouble.
I'll tell the boys of Kelemvor to start diggin' ya a fresh grave. (He gives Ryuji a toast, holding up his drink. Ryuji clinks their glasses together).
I'll uh. I'll drink to that!
It's a really stupid conversation, for sure, but after everything is said and done and he talks Ryuji's ear off for another 15 minutes straight, he offers to drop a few copper on the table to pay for both their ales. Pardons himself and all.
That was kind of fun, actually. He'll look around for Qrow- he's got some good details out of this.]
i love it
Shortly after Ryuji's conversation is over, Qrow appears beside him, leaning against the bar to order another drink. It's when he's done this that he glances at Ryuji, a hint of a smile in his eyes.]
How'd you do this time, kiddo?
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[He'd kill a shadow and make it beg for some mouthwash right now.]
Gonna say it was a success? That dude said he's gonna have a fresh grave prepped for me and everything. People out here are friendly as shit. But it kiiiinda makes you wonder if the Welcomers cut their own ear off or it just falls off from listenin' to these guys.
[That was sarcasm. Hopefully. Ryuji has a hard time playing it off like he isn't proud of himself, judging by the smirk crawling up the side of his lips.]
So... can we go break shit in the forest yet, or...
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[They may throw kids into the deep end where he comes from, but they also believe in positive reinforcement. Qrow is amused at Ryuji's desire to throw himself into the forest, but he has to stop him.]
Hang on. What intelligence about the enemy did you actually get?
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[He hates that he calls it AJ now.
But!!! But.
He's eating that compliment up like it's breakfast, lunch and dinner. Can even see it in the way his posture improves approximately 3%. He doesn't really get the positive reinforcement stuff often.
Ryuji looks over in the direction of the guy he was talking to, who, has now sunken into another conversation with someone else at the bar, and then scratches the back of his head.]
Dude said the place's got Fey. Y'know, I really wouldn't be like, super effin' surprised if the Welcomers do have a hideout out there? Where else in the city could they meet up? Place's only got, like, three big ass buildings in the entire thing and one of em's surrounded by water.
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[He'll set that aside for now, something that might be brought back in again if necessary. Back to this kid at hand who—clearly responds strongly to positive reinforcement. That isn't necessarily bad, but it's another thing to put away in the file he's compiling on Ryuji.]
Two questions, then. Do you know how to fight fey, and do you know if it'd be a good thing if we did?
[That's right, Ryuji. More questions! Adults really are monsters. And Qrow is shockingly responsible about his job, certain habits of imbibing aside.]
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Of course I....
[Shit. Called out like this.]
Have... no freaking clue how to fight fey. I was just hopin' on goin' in with some lightning magic and a few good ax swings.
[Balance needs more balanced compositions....... And he definitely doesn't have an answer to Qrow's second question. The danger sense that activated in the woods is just an instinct, it felt like whatever was in there was a threat.]
Dude... please tell me we ain't goin' to the library to look this shit up.
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Qrow is sympathetic to Ryuji's desire to go out and kill things, even if he also thinks it's funny. He considers pushing Ryuji to it—he spotted that library just off the town square—but he's pretty sure that that would be going too far in one day. For now, he wants Ryuji to learn to play to his strengths.]
Tell you what, kid. I'll go do the boring book work. You can stay here and try to find answers to those questions the old fashioned way. Try to dig up the kind of fey they are, if fey're the sort of thing that needs to be gotten rid of or not, and how you'd fight them if you came across them. See what the people here know. Sound good?
[One thing that Qrow has learned is that putting responsibility in the hands of kids that most adults tend not to consider responsible can go well, as long as you do it right. It lets them know they're trusted, that someone thinks they can do well. A little faith goes a long way.]
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Hell yeah, leave this shit right here up to me. I'm gonna wine and dine the hell outta this place. They're gonna call me Ryuji Schmoozamoto when I'm done. King of the cabbage chatter.
[Are you sure you want to put that faith in him?
Enthusiastic as ever, though, he's pretty stoked about it either way. He has to remember to calm down a little and not get too excited about the entire ordeal, or else it's going to go bottom's up the way that it did from the first time he attempted to hit up some conversational ententes with the local blue collar crowd around here.]
Uh, what I mean to say, is like. Yeah, that sounds really good. I'll do my best.
[He's got his work cut out for him to find out things about fey circles, pixies, and what the hell they're supposed to do to get rid of them. Or if they should get rid of them.
While Qrow's gone, he'll find that this town is superstitious as hell. Some of them think that the farmers on the outskirts of town blame the fey in the forest for their craptastic harvests. But that doesn't really make sense- it's probably just the climate, right? Either way, info's info. Qrow can be the bookworm and they can meet to see if it all adds up.]