[Bright faced but always a mess is exactly how Ryuji lives his life, and judging by his tally of near death experiences and how he's come out ahead of the curve slightly on that? Yeah, he's got this down-pat. Not doing too shabby, but he's also not going to let her live that one down. Especially if this is sibling-esque shenans.]

Ugh, you gotta say that, huh? It looks so cushiony up here and here I've been, roughin' it out in the woods not even knowin' what luxury looks like in Phlan.

[This??? isn't the Hotel Tokyo. There's so much to be desired about the Laughing Goblin, but, hey, sleeping out in his bedroll under the stars was kind of fun aside from all the weird things that go CAW in the night.]

Yeah, it was total torture. Had to fight my way through the entire kitchen. Mar puts up a pretty good fight.

[He'll put the bowl of soup down at the nightstand as lectured to do so.]

So... whatcha got in mind for that baseball bat? Dyin' to see what you got in mind.