[Listen... at least it's not persona mechanics, where the lighthouse probably won't turn on because some corrupted dirtbag's palace exists in the metaverse guarded by someone with a totally messed up heart that requires theft.]

Oh. Yeah, it might be 'cause it's me. I'm kinda like a lightning rod.

[He could stick a fork into an electrical outlet and come out okay- not that... that's very advisable to do under any normal circumstances. And, as an example, he hunkers a little closer to Roxas, smirking as he lifts his hand juuuust above his head to see if the static electricity is still pulsing through him, enough to to make his hair start standing (even more?) on end.]

Anyway, doesn't look like the answer to turning this piece of crap on is here, so, uh. I dunno. I'm thinkin' tomorrow's another day, dude.