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💀 skull ([personal profile] ryuji) wrote in [community profile] balance_memes 2018-11-08 04:09 am (UTC)

[Dave, you're brilliant. Ryuji doesn't care much for the veggie anymore, and as the smell offends his better sensibilities, he takes the cue to make like a cabbage and leaf. He could probably outrun the Welcomers easily enough, but leaving behind Dave is a thing he just wouldn't even think about doing.

And in every direction moving forward, fields. Fields as far as the eye can see. He tilts his head back behind him to see if they're still following, and yep. Scooby fucking doo and all.]


DUDE, I DON'T HAVE A CREDIT CARD, WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME.

[Sure, just alert the entire world to where you two are. He'll let go of Dave's hand, and try to make a really, really quick judgment call. There's a barn over in the distance. Maybe it'd be safe if they could make it there- maybe take safe haven at a farmer's residence. God, anything's better than trying to engage in a battle that only Bruce Freaking Lee could outpace.]

We!! Gotta make it!! Outta here, dude.

[Still running, he feels his leg starting to cramp a little.]

What do we do? We can make it to the barn over there and hide or try 'n kick their asses!

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