[She is holding onto the SORD with two hands because she's afraid that, if she uses only one hand, it'll slip up, up, and away and torment some other poor adventurer.]

If it results in you making more things like... [Da Vinci wrinkles her nose.] ... this, I don't want to see it.

Anyway, we're getting off track. It's on fire now, which should be enough to get us started. How much more "on fire" can you get it?