[ maya's only an unprofessional one. just kidding, she's not really a criminal, but she is kind of a mooch and also kind of a kleptomaniac so so that oughta count for something. ]

Well, yanno.... Black Fist..... [ it's a joke. a bad one. ] Purple's kind of my color, and I have two feet ripe for kicking. I could be a rival!

[ other acceptable rival names: red face, white knee, etc. ] You look kinda purple. [ app...arently... she says it like a compliment, this time. no ambiguity this time around!! ] We could team up.