[Everything about this is straight up dumb. And now, some bandit in the middle of literally nowhere is going to possibly be running around with the world's worst wiffle ball bat since Dave dropped his loot in the middle of combat.
Which, whatever, they still need to drop the attacker before they end up Welcomed. That's what they do, right? They welcome people to Phlan.]
They...! Really!!! Gotta!!! Change up!!! Their tourism strat!!!
[This is absolutely the point where Ryuji is practically dragging Dave through some odd twists and turns to get them the hell out of there. She's brought friends, though, and they also look very un-welcoming, and Ryuji nearly yelps out in bloody terror when they make a turn and there one is, looking menacing as ever.
Pulling in the opposite direction, he leads them down a different turn, rushes by what seems to be a fantasy garbage can and misses the opportunity to really trash the place, but Dave's still behind him---]
Kick that shit over!
[Why is everything coming up so shitty today? Did that fortune teller curse him!?]
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Which, whatever, they still need to drop the attacker before they end up Welcomed. That's what they do, right? They welcome people to Phlan.]
They...! Really!!! Gotta!!! Change up!!! Their tourism strat!!!
[This is absolutely the point where Ryuji is practically dragging Dave through some odd twists and turns to get them the hell out of there. She's brought friends, though, and they also look very un-welcoming, and Ryuji nearly yelps out in bloody terror when they make a turn and there one is, looking menacing as ever.
Pulling in the opposite direction, he leads them down a different turn, rushes by what seems to be a fantasy garbage can and misses the opportunity to really trash the place, but Dave's still behind him---]
Kick that shit over!
[Why is everything coming up so shitty today? Did that fortune teller curse him!?]