[If ever there were a blessed moment to turn around at him and just pull out a "David." this would've been it. Doesn't even matter that it's just Dave, it's the perfect response to all of this pure unadulterated bullshit going on right now. Ryuji's just. He's dumbstruck? Yeah, he's dumbstruck.
Throw that fucking weapon in Mt. Doom and watch it die the melted death it probably deserves. No. It'll probably still survive. It's too shitty to even die a clean death. Ryuji's mouth agape, he's about to say a lot of really vulgar things all at once about this right here situation, until the Welcomer seems to be coming to and realizing what the hell just happened.
Probably thinks that Dave is some fancy wizard, too, by the looks of his incredibly weird take on illusion magic.
Ryuji, now effectively having run out of any other ideas besides punch hard, doesn't like the way that knife looks, and quickly grabs Dave's hand to pull the both of them out of the alleyway.]
Dude!!! DUDE, REALLY? THAT WAS YOUR PLAN?
[Y'all better run a lot faster. Ryuji's good on that front, at least.]
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Throw that fucking weapon in Mt. Doom and watch it die the melted death it probably deserves. No. It'll probably still survive. It's too shitty to even die a clean death. Ryuji's mouth agape, he's about to say a lot of really vulgar things all at once about this right here situation, until the Welcomer seems to be coming to and realizing what the hell just happened.
Probably thinks that Dave is some fancy wizard, too, by the looks of his incredibly weird take on illusion magic.
Ryuji, now effectively having run out of any other ideas besides punch hard, doesn't like the way that knife looks, and quickly grabs Dave's hand to pull the both of them out of the alleyway.]
Dude!!! DUDE, REALLY? THAT WAS YOUR PLAN?
[Y'all better run a lot faster. Ryuji's good on that front, at least.]