Before this all happened, I was taken from my real world to another world, an' we were all sort of cursed there to turn into monsters.

[ He shrugs a little while saying it, as if it's an everyday occurrence. ]

I got turned into a Troll, an' our thing is rock an' earth. Uh... this ain't normal fer 'em [ he waves his arm] but the original kiiinda got ripped off by another monster an' eaten before I had turned proper. When I did, it came in like this.

[ DOESN'T EVEN SOUND UPSET. In fact he looks amused. ]

I think I asked her once if it gave her indigestion but I don' remember her reply.