[It is an impressive pout. Unfortunately for Kaede, Qrow has nieces, and also some very adorable former teammates, and so he has long developed an immunity to the power of a pout.

Well, partial immunity. He won't die from it, but it may have an effect.

Qrow nods at her agreement and her caveat.]

I can't guarantee nothing's gonna hurt you hands, since I couldn't promise you that no matter what you do. But I can make some recommendations that'll keep your fingers out of it as much as can be. Deal?