[that would make it a rare and completely valuable artifact, right?]
[no?]
[well, Dave can agree on a change of scenery, at least. and when they're in a scenery that's more conducive to playing with fire — say, the outskirts of town, maybe — he tries to turn the SORD over in his hands a bit.]
Okay, hang on. I think I just need to —
[flaming sword activate??? he's still not all that used to the abilities of a paladin, but it does, in fact, burst into flames.]
[but the flames are about as deep fried and JPG-y as the SORD itself. it's like someone copy pasted the graphic for fire from Minecraft directly onto the thing.]
no subject
[no?]
[well, Dave can agree on a change of scenery, at least. and when they're in a scenery that's more conducive to playing with fire — say, the outskirts of town, maybe — he tries to turn the SORD over in his hands a bit.]
Okay, hang on. I think I just need to —
[flaming sword activate??? he's still not all that used to the abilities of a paladin, but it does, in fact, burst into flames.]
[but the flames are about as deep fried and JPG-y as the SORD itself. it's like someone copy pasted the graphic for fire from Minecraft directly onto the thing.]