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TDM#1: Welcome to Phlan


I'd bring an umbrella and a good pair of waders if I were you.
NAVIGATION




WELCOME TO PHLAN



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BACKGROUND.

The port city of Phlan, located just north of the Moonsea region, is not an idyllic landscape, filled with images of swashbuckling sailors and brimming commerce. It's a place that's been razed and rebuilt so many times that even the people of this rough and tumble town seem to embody a particular nonchalance to the chaos that exists within it. Entire streets of the city remain either unfinished or abandoned. Farms on the outskirts of town lend prayer to the Goddess of harvest and bounty, and yet, year after year they struggle to make ends meet. The main road leading into town, called the Iron Route, splits at the path just outside the city's gates. To your left, a quiet and somber collection of headstones litter the grounds of the Valhingen Graveyeard. They remind all who venture into this city from the main road of one simple thing: those who are born and raised here rarely make it out.

The Director has sent her Reclaimers here, and as the glass bubbles are shot from the Moon Base, they land with thuds against the lining of the Quivering Forest. There are rumors that there's a powerful item hidden deep, somewhere within the confines of towns dotting the landscape of the Moonsea region. Your purpose is simple. Ingratiate yourselves as travelers, offer aid where it's needed, and keep an ear out on the ground for any whispers that might give lead to the location of a Grand Relic.



1. THE WELCOMERS


You've spent a few hours in Phlan already, and have probably seen the entirety of its less than stellar nightlife; it doesn't take incredibly long to walk from one end to the other. There's only one tavern in the entirety of the place, and asking any locals where the best food or ale around is will either get you a cold shoulder or a heartily responded "The Laughing Goblin, of course!"

The Laughing Goblin is run by a staff of two; a boisterous human woman who everybody calls Bonnie (although no one actually knows if that's her name or a callback to the sailors who frequent the town during stints in the Moonsea), and a rather rotund man named Mar (who tends the kitchen but has a serious soft spot for cats or juicy gossip). You can almost hear the raucous shouts of vulgarities from just outside the doors of the bar. Even tonight's musical guests, a trio of halfling bards who call themselves the Dandy Warhalls, don't seem to be outpacing the chatter and heated conversations going on within.

Opening the doors and making your way into the room gives you more of a sense of what Phlan is really about than any other moment you've spent wandering the streets and being a really unfortunate tourist who decided on the worst vacation spot this side of the Sword Mountains. This place is alive. And in some ways, it's a good welcome to the world of Faerun, as you'll be spending quite a lot of time within these sorts of establishments, attempting to make your way through the inner workings of a possibly unfamiliar world.

A. WHAT THE BAR KNOWS.

○ Bonnie is running herself to death trying to keep up with the orders. She can't seem to pour ale quick enough to keep the patron's glasses filled to the brim. She knows that this is a dangerous crowd, but she's tough as nails. A skirmish begins breaking out between two humans at the far end of the bar, disagreeing on the roles of the local law enforcement and how helpful they've been to their beloved town. Bonnie flares up almost immediately.

"ENOUGH OF THAT OVER THERE. ONE MORE PUNCH AND I'M CUTTING YOU OFF FOR A WEEK, NIFF."

Whoever Niff is, he snaps to immediately and sheepishly scratches the back of his head. You can almost swear you hear a defeated "Yes, ma'am," before Bonnie's attention is drawn elsewhere. She could use a hand, if you're particularly good behind a bar, and won't object to the assistance, even if she's leery at first. She just doesn't trust a whole lot of people.

Get to know her a little bit, and she'll even complain about how the lighthouse's lens going out last week has made everyone in town anxious as trade seems to have come to a halt.

○ Reizem, Mof, and Jimbob, the trio performing in the back of the room on instruments and trying to invent the concept of rock and roll, are not exactly being welcomed with the type of applause that they'd like. They'll take a break midway through the set list, and are more than happy to talk to some refined guests of higher culture. Jimbob, who's currently sporting a number of upper cartilage piercings, is happy to talk about how this place is the literal worst. Not just any "worst." The literal worst. He's also a little bit drunk.

○ Mar, the only cook and also the only waiter in the tavern, will be happy to stop at your table and fill you in on "The Happs" in town, much to Bonnie's absolute dismay. A loud voice, even among the patrons that are currently three sheets to the wind, he'll disperse a few gems with the promise that if you know anything, you'll return the favor:

○ The local police, named the Black Fist, have been up in arms over the last few days about a shipment that was supposed to arrive at HQ. No one would bat an eyelash at that, since trade seems to have completely stopped once the lighthouse has gone out, but Mar's friends with a few low ranking guards who play bridge with him on the weekends. Yeah, he plays bridge. They got "real quiet" when he mentioned the missing shipment, covering it up with something about their training supplies getting cut short. Seems fishy, even for a place that reeks of fish pretty constantly.

○ The lighthouse over at Sokol Keep has gone out. "First time since I've been alive, that's happened," actually. He'll explain that one of the few rich families of Phlan (old money, he clears his throat with a sound of detestation in his voice) controls the lighthouse. The Black Fist have been sent over there to investigate but no one knows what the hell is happening.

○ Be careful of the Welcomers, a group of bandits who run around trying to steal anything they can get their hands on. "You'll notice you came across one of 'em on a'count of them missin' a gods forsaken ear."

B. EVERY D&D ADVENTURE BEGINS WITH "YOU MEET AT A TAVERN, AND..."

And it's a good time to meet your fellow Reclaimers, as well. Some of you might have been paired up during the Test of Initiation into the Bureau of Balance, or maybe you dropped into an apartment room to meet a flatmate you never knew you had (or maybe wanted), but there hasn't been a whole stint of time available to you to really get to know each other. Take a seat, grab some ale, complain about the music. The meal of the day, as it has been every day for the last 2 decades, is cabbage soup. It's kind of delicious.

You're going to need to figure out lodging for the night as well. The Laughing Goblin has some rooms, but it's definitely not enough to fit all of the Reclaimers in the upstairs apartments. Lucky for you, your handy-dandy Bureau Issued Adventuring Supplies (BIAS, for short) has a sleeping sack and a tent. Maybe it's time to rough it for the night.

C. LIKE TWO SHIPS PASSING IN THE NIGHT

On your way out though, should you decide to cut it short and head elsewhere, you should probably stick to the main roads within town. A little ways away from the docks district, you can swear you hear a woman crying. Following the source of the sound leads you into a back alley, and just as you approach, you and your companion find yourself cut off on both ends of the street as the woman stands up, sardonic smile twisting around her lips.

"Welcome to Phlan."

And wouldn't you know it? She's missing an ear.

Let's roll some initiative.



2. AROUND TOWN


Your first night in Phlan either went amazingly smooth, filled with nothing but a pleasant experience of pure country bumpkin culture at its finest, or knocking out some thugs in a dark alleyway who were attracted to you by the value of your silver armlet. Either way, don't be discouraged, because it's daytime in Phlan, and time to set out to see what this place is like in the light of day.

A. THE MARKET

There are various stalls open for trade and business. Several of them seem to be closed up; without fresh fish and meat traded in from the nearby cities, access to certain goods is nearly impossible for any of the residents of Phlan. It's cabbage soup all the way down, it seems. Either way, there's a bit of a crowd coming and going from the center square. It's a great place to meet any number of people, Reclaimers or not.

B. WHERE'S MY WRIT?

Attempt to enter any of the stores that sell weaponry or armor and the first thing you're going to be asked here is if you've obtained the proper license from the Black Fist in order to purchase weaponry. See, there's a bit of a pay-to-play scheme going on here in Phlan. The merchants are offered protection by the local (mafioso) police in exchange for a highly lucrative bribe system, requiring anyone who wants to purchase anything sharp or potentially stabby to head over to the Black Fist HQ to pick up a "writ." And wouldn't you know it? The old man sitting at the receptionist desk of the Black Fist mansion has a mountain high pile of paperwork to go through. But he supposes he might look the other way if you happen to grease his palms a little bit. Anyone who can distract the earnest, hard-working, underpaid administrator to check that stack of paperwork will notice that there's nothing written on any of the sheets below the top one, which is basically just a diary entry from the man to make it look like official paperwork.

While accepting your bribe, he bemoans how hard it is to make it by in Phlan these days.

C. THE TELLER OF MISFORTUNES

Along one of the side streets, you'll notice that there's a dimly lit shop with a stuffed kraken-looking beast dangling from the window. The smell of burnt sage wafts under the main entrance, and you can make out a row of various gemstones and crystals lined up perfectly within the shop itself. For a small fee of 10 silver pieces, you can go in there and meet Filistrom Stromdoodle, a gnomish woman who'll be happy to read your fortune.

No matter how bright your prospects may be, she'll alert you that there's some impending doom in your life to come. She's seen a dark figure in your past, an ex-lover, an obsessed stalker. It's never good news with Filistrom. Ever the lover of theatrics and flare, she'll put on quite the show, and offer to cleanse your spirit of dark influences. Although the ritual does work (you're bathed in sage for a solid 5 minutes straight), she charges a hefty 5 gold pieces for it.

Refuse, however, and she will absolutely cast a hidden Bestow Curse on you.

And your luck from there only gets worse.



3. MISSING CARGO


You've heard that the Black Fist have been fretting about lately over a shipment of goods that they were expecting recently. Remembering the Director's advice here- keeping an ear to the ground, not starting trouble, etc- you may get the hunch that getting to the bottom of the missing cargo might prove to get you some information about what exactly was in that crate that the higher-ups in the police were getting so on edge about.

There's a few options in front of you to begin your search.

○ Look around the docks. There's a container yard that holds crates waiting to be shipped to and from the city of Phlan. With the lighthouse out, they can't be loaded onto ships and sent across the Moonsea. The waters are just too dangerous to go without a guiding light. You see a number of crates with city seal of Neverwinter on them. Little weird, since anyone that's spent time getting to know Faerun at the library back on the Moon Base knows that Neverwinter is on the other side of the continent. Searching inside any one of the crates (don't get caught!) you'll mostly find grain and agricultural wares meant for trade along the sea route. But one crate in particular has a subtle acrimonious smell to it. Open it up inside and you'll see it's filled to the brim with statues of Tyr. Tyr is a very well respected and beloved God within Faerun, denoting justice and law. Smash open any of these idols and you'll notice enchanted ink dust. Weird. The shipping label points to an appointed spot outside of town.

○ The location that the label directs you towards is a farm just northeast of town. It's seen better days, for sure- but the one thing that stands out is the remains of a recently burnt down barn. The family who owns the farm tells you that there was an accident a few days ago when the kids were playing Hide and Go Boo by candlelight. The children don't say anything about this.

○ Taking a look at the barn itself, you notice there's a similar smell in the air that's reminiscent of the enchanted ink you found within the crate back at the container yard.

○ The family simply doesn't have anything else to say on the matter when questioned. They're still reeling from the loss of their 2 prized family cows, who have won them the Phlan County Fair Blue Ribbon 3 years running. "Best cream on the Moonsea... such a sad loss for us. We'll miss Ben and Jerry so much." The woman of the house will point out the 3 blue ribbons hanging on the wall. It's the only decoration they have in this place.



4. THE BROKEN LIGHTOUSE


Figuring out that the lighthouse being out is a huge source of financial ruin for the town, you eventually make your way over the Sokol Manor. The administrative head of the house sits at her desk, one Leela Sokol, pure white hair tidied neatly with a combover part and bright red lipstick on. She taps her fingers on the desk, looking bored and disinterested in your offer for help, but the second you mention that you're not affiliated at all with the local law enforcement, the very edges of her lips perk upward.

"Oh, I do love some adventurers just gallivanting about upon our private property." Thinking it over, she rolls her eyes upward to the ceiling, but she guesses this will just have to do. Those of you from Earth may notice two things: she's wearing a bright red pair of heels and happens to look incredibly similar to Meryl Streep. Anyone who mentions that to her will be met with a confused stare and a request for clarification, mentioning that the Streep family over in Melvaunt, a neighboring town on the Moonsea, has no ties to House Sokol.

Whoosh.

She relates to you that the lighthouse has been tended to by her beloved nephew, Philip, for the last decade and although she wears the fiercest poker face you've ever seen in your life, you get the sense that she has no idea what's going on over at the Keep. Communication has come to a halt both to and from Thorn Island, just off the coast of the city, ever since the only ferryman in town passed away 2 weeks ago. The lighthouse and the Keep are the only things of note on the island that she's aware of. Black Fist Captain Grim and a team of 6 Black Fist guards are typically stationed there, but attempts at talking to the Black Fist over at their HQ have been fruitless. The excuse seems to be the same; most of the force is out either taking care of a recent surge of bandit activity by the town's local gang, the Welcomers, or are otherwise concerned with finding some missing cargo that never showed up a little while back. She'll allow you to head over there and find out what's going on, provided you don't go and talk to anyone in the Black Fist. House Sokol has a reputation to keep up, after all, and tarnishing that by showing distrust in the militia of the city doesn't bode well for her or her family.

"Oh, and should you get there in one piece, please do remember not to steal anything.

I'll know."

Time to get a group of fellow Reclaimers together to find out just what went down over on Thorn Island.

A. ARRIVAL AT SOKOL KEEP

The Keep is on Thorn Island, surrounded by water in all directions. It's a rough swim, as the Moonsea isn't exactly a calm body of water. Maybe you can scope out a rowboat to help you get there. Either way, coming ashore at the massive mansion will be rather quiet and uneventful. There are no butlers to greet you. No Black Fist standing watch at the gate. Maybe Philip was just that reclusive, or maybe there's another reason that this place feels abandoned.

There are 5 main structures on Thorn Island- the Sokol Keep itself, the lighthouse, an eastern tower, a western tower, and the barracks, used to house the guards that come and go from the mainland during their stay here. The stone mansion itself has two floors, and up until recently, looks like it was incredibly well maintained. Funny, since you didn't see any attendants on the island to greet you. Not a speck of dust, anywhere.

The banquet hall looks filled as if an evening meal was being served just a few hours ago. Unfortunately, whoever was served this delicious looking feast didn't have time to finish it. It looks like it's been sitting out for days, and the smell of rotting meat is more than just a little pervasive to your senses.

B. LOOKING AROUND

After searching long enough on this abandoned island, you start to notice a few things that don't quite add up. First of all, Philip's room has a number of books on the occult hidden neatly among the academic literature peppered about in his personal library. Although nothing seems to indicate a struggle has occurred anywhere, investigating the ground around the barracks on the outskirts of the manor indicates freshly upturned dirt that looks like it was recently tilled over to cover something up. Perhaps someone was dragged, but it's really hard to figure out who, or what, could've done that.

Your examination of the lighthouse itself shows a crystal at the top of the structure encased in glass that's been warded off and reinforced through magical means. There's no indication that someone had come here to snuff out the light or steal the lens from which the lighthouse operates. It just simply... won't glow.

Ransacking the eastern tower reveals a place that doesn't look like it's been touched in ages, aside from a chair that's been moved, uncovering a trail of clean floor in the midst of dust literally everywhere. The dust seems to be everywhere, and spending a particularly long amount of time in here makes your lungs hurt and your eyes water. You do, however, find a small Holy Symbol, a rosary of beads with a small coin on it, the image of a Faerunian god etched into the metal. You're starting to get the sense that this island has been dealing with some below-board stuff lately. Cults, religious symbols.

And did you just hear that chair begin to creak? Why do those empty bookshelves up against the wall look like they're vibrating?

Time to get the hell out of dodge on this one.

Investigating the western tower, however, reveals a bare floor that's been broken into via a pickax. Move some of the earth away and you'll find a hatch.

Wouldn't you know it? It's unlocked.

C. THE CATACOMBS

If you didn't get the chills from the seemingly haunted eastern tower, dropping down through the hatch reveals a damp, dark passageway after a drop of roughly 10 feet below. The catacombs smell damp, have a particularly unsettling feeling about them, and touching the walls reveals an ungodly amount of mud that never seems to quite settle. Prestidigitation that off, if you will.

Going deeper, you realize that you're descending below sea level. Eventually, you hit a snag- in the form of a whirlpool that seems to block your way through to the other side. It moves concentrically, and trying to cross it without a plan will end up getting you sucked right into it. At the bottom? You're tossed around like a gnome being fired out of a canon, and hitting the bottom of that pool of water reveals sharpened bones. Most likely human in nature. Better move fast, you can almost feel something reaching out to touch you.

Provided you don't drown to a group of skeletons sitting at the basin of the whirlpool, you'll come to a wide open room with an altar towards the back of the cave structure, emanating a sickly violet light. On a raised platform, the body of Leela's beloved nephew, Philip, lies sacrificed. There's a trail of blood that leads from the dais to the pool of water surrounding this statue. Looking closer, you notice that the statue itself depicts something with the body of a woman and 6 slithery heads of a snake, crested with jade jewels for eyes.

A hollow laughter fills out from the room as a figure moves forward from the statue.

Where the hell did that come from?

"Stay for dinner, we've got the early bird special prepared, just for you."

Of course, it's Captain Grim. Did you ever think that a dude named Grim wouldn't be evil? He's sacrificed the poor boy and is now currently possessed by some unrepentant six-headed snake beast. His tongue slides out of his mouth, licking his bottom lip. Yep, that's more snake than human too.

Make sure you kill this guy.

D. THE AFTERMATH

Killing, or otherwise subduing Captain Grim (what's your alignment, again?) is enough to make the lighthouse mysteriously come back to life. Whatever desecration was going on in the catacombs below seems to be lifted. Too bad you can't be treated like heroes upon your return to Phlan proper. Leela has made absolutely sure to spread a rumor at the Laughing Goblin about how efficient the Black Fist were at resolving the issue on Thorn Island.

Oh well, you weren't doing this for fame and accolades, right?



5. CALL TO ARMS (DEXTROUS): THE SCROLL THIEF


The Bureau of Balance has done pretty much everything they could have for this small port town on the Moonsea. The lighthouse has been restored so commerce once again begins to breathe life into the docks district. Sailors have changed their tune from anxious boredom and nights at the Laughing Goblin to the simple blessing that returning to work provides. That is to say, they've (mostly) sobered up and got back on the straight and narrow for the time being.

But it doesn't end here, not quite yet.

There's the sound of a parade of footsteps emanating out from the direction of the Black Fist headquarters. The entire guard has begun to give chase, and the city is quickly mobilized to a state of apprehension that you haven't seen at all during your stay here.

Wherever you are, you're stopped nearly dead in your tracks as a man, not much older than 20, knocks you or one of your party members over on a beeline straight to the ships. You see, tucked neatly under his arm, an ornate looking piece of parchment paper that's been rolled up tightly.

The man smiles at you, apologizing, just as a battalion of Black Fist agents begin to approach off from the distance.

The youngster who has just collided with you turns his head to look upon this scene and groans.

"Typical lugheads. Just what I was expecting outta this shit hole."

And he takes off for the docks. He needs to get out of Phlan, and quick.

What do you do?





OOC: A LETTER FROM YOUR MOD TEAM


Hello everyone and welcome to the first TDM for Balance, an experimental DWRP game that looks to combine light elements of time-honored and classic strategy games like FFT, Octopath Traveler, Tactics Ogre, and the wonderful worldbuilding experience of D&D. Our setting and concept is heavily based on the McElroy Brothers' popular D&D podcast, The Adventure Zone. If you're here, there's a good chance that you have interest in some, or all, of the components listed above.

First off, this TDM is a little bit different than the TDM's that will come in the future app cycles. This one is structured like a mission mod log and assumes your character has already come to the Bureau, passed the Test of Initiation, and have been deployed on your first foray out into the world of Faerun. The reason we've done this is two-fold: to avoid any possible duplication with the introduction log (as you'll have the opportunity to thread out your arrivals), and we wanted to give everyone a sense of what the real core of the game will be like. So, for the purposes of this specific TDM, and only this one, you cannot take events that occur here as canon upon apping into Balance. Future ones will be more aligned with the Moon Base cycle and can potentially account for CR to transfer into the game.

What we're aiming to do with Balance is a little different from your typical DWRP game. In a typical setting, the mods set up some NPCs that have limited contact with you, the player, under a very structured set of conditions. For example, The Director is one of those NPC types, as are her two counterparts (Davenport and Garfield).

However, in Balance, we'd like to take a moment to instill something early on as we run through the first TDM of the game. We've listed a few NPC's up there to give you a flavor of their personality and what their look and feel constitutes. Those NPCs are completely pilotable by any of you, at any time. What we're looking to do is give you all a structure for adventure and seeing where you all can take it. It's part of our core value and how we'd like to see things move along. Be amazing- not just in the sense of being amazing to each other and to your characters, but also with your character choices in-game. The world is completely malleable and up to you to meld, mend, repair, or bust.

In a nutshell, what we're saying is... go wild. It's okay not to ask permission for something cool you'd like to do. We've given you some outlines of events, but the story that you create as you thread these out is entirely yours. And we, as a mod team, can't wait to see what you bring to the table.



blurb code by photosynthesis
kliffhanger: prospitian (6)

2A

[personal profile] kliffhanger 2018-11-02 05:17 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be surprised.

[Look at these two fire emblems doing an investigate]

Apparently, anything that relies on fresh food is completely shut down. No ships, no stock.
blodsvorr: (we're about to get murdered for it)

four huh mista?

[personal profile] blodsvorr 2018-11-02 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
You think? [Sarcasm aside, he waves off the concern.] Just a bump on the head. It happens.

[To him, to people who stand around him. Cursed black cat albatross bad luck charm etc etc.

Mista is helpfully poking, but Qrow will actually start picking them up. He tries to do something for the messes he makes. As he does, he starts noticing something interesting in some of the books. Hm.

He sets those ones aside as he puts the others back in place.]
protegge: <user name="rightgunman"> (🔫 day by day)

iii

[personal profile] protegge 2018-11-02 05:20 am (UTC)(link)
Mother of God.

[Listen, he only came here because the idea of seeing a blacksmith at work seemed cool and like an appropriately fantasy thing to do. He did not come here to look at . . . whatever that is. It literally hurts to look at. His eyes are literally in pain from looking at something that isn't the sun or his own clothing.]

[How the fuck. He shields his face.]


I think you should take it out back and shoot it. What is it?
statecrafter: (019. 🏵️ e pluribus unum.)

( four-b! )

[personal profile] statecrafter 2018-11-02 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Lucky us.

[ lorem sends a meaningful look to her companion as she rubs the top of her head, trying to dull the sharp throb into something more manageable.

judging by her reaction - or, rather, lack of it - she's used to this or has a hell of a poker face. probably both. ]


Think any of the books you dropped at the ones we wanted? [ she bends down to scoop one of them up, inspecting the covers to see if there's anything of worth. ]
soundsurfing: (She answered the door wearing a basket)

[personal profile] soundsurfing 2018-11-02 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? You landed in the lake, dude? Shit yo, I'm glad he landed in the forest, I can't swim.

[ He ponders a little in thought, the saying going right over his head. ]

Yer right though, she didn't give us much. Jus' to keep our ears to the ground. Dunno why though, the rocks ain't got anythin' to say.

[ Oh god. ]
Edited 2018-11-02 05:22 (UTC)
stillwinningthehardway: (🔪They whisper always)

[personal profile] stillwinningthehardway 2018-11-02 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Scout herself would have trouble hiding her legs, the horns, tail without bundling up heavily. So she doesn't even try, and ignores the glances as any curious people try to figure out just what she is.

It also means it's hard to step on her feet, even if she hadn't also side-stepped just as hastily.]


Whoah! It's fine.

Writs are legal permits. [Her eyes flick across the sign and storefront.] Weapons, huh? I'd think whatever they have for a city watch.
blodsvorr: (bionic legs and you lift with your back?)

[personal profile] blodsvorr 2018-11-02 05:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Oh. After the initial surprise, an outright grin crosses his face.]

Well, well. Looks like Little Mx Manners has sticky fingers. You sure they didn't class you Rogue?

[He holds his hand out, still absolutely delighted by Lion surprising him like this.]

Let's take a look, then. I want an open field for checking this out after what happened to the barn.
noxfleurette: (❀ ginger)

2b

[personal profile] noxfleurette 2018-11-02 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Look. She didn't even want information. She just wanted a glass of water and somewhere to sit!

Instead, she's hounded -- no, no. Begged by the front of house to get rid of someone. Her eyes catching onto the six foot something man, ranting in the back of house, before moving to the front of house. Fleurette having no choice but to listen, since the front of house wouldn't let her go, or have her glass of water.]


Can I just get my glass of water, and go? I don't care about any of this. [She sighs, forced to listen to the ranting that continues behind the doors.

He did have a point.]
Why don't you hire him instead of trying to make me get rid of him? He'll surely save you from getting conned by the next idiot that promises to pay what they owe, before running off into the night.
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dialetheism: (🌠 for the better,but)

[personal profile] dialetheism 2018-11-02 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ Part of it is food, definitely - they'd barely eaten since arriving, soup not being the most filling of meals - but part of it was just honest sightseeing. New stuff!! It's cool!!

They seem to stall a bit once interrupted, though. Whoops.
]

I like being able to write things down if I need to. [ And they kinda don't want to admit that the bracer is Too Weird to write-type-whatever with. ] And I appreciate the offer, but so far there only seems to be cabbages for sale. Unless you've had better luck?

[ Pls say you have. p l s. ]
soundsurfing: (She answered the door wearing a basket)

[personal profile] soundsurfing 2018-11-02 05:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ You know what, it's rather refreshing seeing someone who looks like they might have come from where he'd been. Not any changes he recognizes but that doesn't count for much. He might be the only one currently not staring, or giving curious glances. ]

Legal... oh, yo, I getchu, like a license to carry an' all that? Huh, di'nt think they'd have that here too. [ Okay now he's a little more willing to get it, sounds like home. You can't carry a gun without a legal permit after all. ]

Yeah the guy said to head down to the Black Fist's headquarters. Was nice enough to write me directions. [ He shows a small scrap of paper with a makeshift 'map' on it. ]
noxfleurette: (❀ tarragon)

A.

[personal profile] noxfleurette 2018-11-02 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[Behind Akechi, there's a smaller woman looking in disdain at the cabbage soup. It was ugly, and worst of all...

There wasn't any salt in the food.]


Hey, if you want people to buy this, maybe put some salt it in or something. [She sighs again, fluttering behind Akechi. His words ringing true to her own thoughts.]

Hey kiddo. If you can get flour, I can probably whip us up some pancakes or something. It's simple, but at least it won't be this. [She'll have to steal scavenge for sugar and milk, but hey. She was a chef after all, so she can probably do it.]
protegge: <user name="rightgunman"> (🔫 maybe to him i'm just a pawn)

iii @mrbellucci

[personal profile] protegge 2018-11-02 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
this is the weirdest missed connections ad ive ever seen
that said, sure i guess? you sound like you might literally die if you dont punch something
statecrafter: (053. 🏵️ vice versa.)

( prompt two-b oh my god. )

[personal profile] statecrafter 2018-11-02 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[ lorem enters the shop and it doesn't take her long to realise there's a commotion going on here.

she weighs her options - intervene or to not intervene? that is the question - but the sounds of someone foolishing enough to argue back has her sighing. looks like she's going to be playing diplomat here.

well... it could be worse. it doesn't hurt that she senses an opportunity before her.

she rushes over, making sure to widen her eyes in shock and look absolutely worried and embarrassed by these turn of events. ]


I apologise for my friend's... reaction. They've been like this since we got here. I'll get them out of your hair in just a bit! [ she makes her way to where the scuffle is going down, but happens to pause at the doorway and turn to face the old man once more. just in time to act oblivious to the voices rising in both pitch and fervor. ] ... This won't get in the way of shopping here, would it? I am interested in some of your wares and I would hate for this little incident to dampen our business relationship and-

[ the more lorem stalls, the more the poor bloke in the back sounds like they're regretting their decision to hold their ground. somebody better do something quick or else. ]
maskreant: (pic#11472877)

NOT WRONG

[personal profile] maskreant 2018-11-02 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ He welcomes her to the table!! Even perking up a bit and straightening up his posture—only for it to relax again. ]

Really? I know they're usually few and heavily underappreciated, but they're versatile and important in most games.

[ Blinking slowly, he wonders where she got that from. He knows to most people he looks like a regular kid, if anything nondescript and a wallflower. ]

Thank you. [ ... ] Got any plans for tonight?

[ To be honest, he was planning to snoop around if he had someone with him, but searching for a place to sleep would be good, too. ]
grakraka: (prima facie)

[personal profile] grakraka 2018-11-02 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Ah, she's asking for a request. Well, he wouldn't want to disappoint her by turning it down. He tries to think of a piece that might be fun to hear.]

How about Liszt's Piano Sonata In B Minor? Do you happen to know that?
despairing_hope: (pic#10778229)

Komaeda Nagito | Danganronpa | Cleric

[personal profile] despairing_hope 2018-11-02 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
2C: THE TELLER OF MISFORTUNES

I'm really not surprised, honestly I would be more concerned if there wasn't doom down the line.

It always ends up that way in the end after all....

[In fact Komaeda was wondering if it hadn't already happened. He wasn't expecting a fortune teller when he had walked in, and he didn't really want to deal with a cleansing. He already knew nothing would change anything for him, it felt a bit like a waste. However, she was so persistent and he got the feeling not going along would be worse.]

But if you insist....

4B. LOOKING AROUND

[Komaeda took extra care to look through Phillips personal library, it was both interesting to him because he rather enjoyed new literature, and peculiar because some of them just did not match with the rest. There was more to the situation than one might be led to think.

He always did love a good mystery.
]

I have a feeling things aren't as simple as one might hope them to be.
maskreant: (pic#11494626)

[personal profile] maskreant 2018-11-02 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
Really? I guess I'll just need to purrsuade Madame Director to make an exception.

We can't let them oppress us.
monkeyblue: (Blue Clan)

[personal profile] monkeyblue 2018-11-02 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
Banning puns isn't oppression.
dialetheism: (🌠 if we let them)

[personal profile] dialetheism 2018-11-02 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
[ There's a few seconds where Lion doesn't actually respond, too busy processing the odd word choice - did he say minx? Eh, not important, clarify it later - before finally swinging their medieval-ish bag around to pull out the idol they snagged.

And kind of passing it over like one would theoretically handle a live bomb, in light of Qrow's statement.
]

Strapping it to my back was likely not the smartest idea, then. [ WELP ] I'm not a rogue. I just thought it would be important to save some evidence while I could, as there doesn't seem to be anything like a camera in this place. This was the next best thing.
ribticklers: (003)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2018-11-02 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a completely normal handshake! Except one of the hands is made only of bones.]

I've been told I'm pretty memorable here, heh. [You know, being a skeleton.]
thevanguard: confused, serious (206)

[personal profile] thevanguard 2018-11-02 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Well there's no screaming, but Yata definitely yelps. And abruptly jumps behind the other man to peer at it like it's about to turn into a giant monster and eat them.

...Actually, he would prefer that to ghosty things he can't really see. Why did it have to be ghosts? Fuck ghosts, man. ]


Aren't those supposed to be holy? Ghosts don't like those, right? Maybe it's scared of you...?

[ He can hope, right? ]
ribticklers: (005)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2018-11-02 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Good guess. [His reputation precedes him! If by "reputation" you mean "everyone remembers the talking skeleton".] What about something to eat?

[The only options are cabbage soup and ketchup.]
protegge: art by <user name="knightofbunnies" site="tumblr.com"> (🔫 & your result weaken)

2a

[personal profile] protegge 2018-11-02 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I'd hope so. If they don't have that, Phlan's boned and there's no point in us being here at all.

[He's joking. Like, 95% joking. The nerd alert is kind of refreshing, honestly, so he doesn't mind that he's trailing behind a stranger who's flitting from stall to stall like a really excited, really confused moth. What else is he doing right this minute that can't wait? This is better than letting a teammate get swindled. Besides, he's getting a good lay of the land, public spaces-wise. It's a win-win-win.]

Dumb that we have to shell out for stationery, though. Considering. [Considering the fact that they're working for a Shady Agency with enough resources to shoot them from moon cannons? Give a Lion a goddamn notebook.]
ribticklers: (013)

[personal profile] ribticklers 2018-11-02 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[It's not the kind of magic he's familiar with. Oh, there are similarities, but like any uncanny valley, it's the differences that matter.

...So, he shrugs, like it's no big deal.]


Nope. Good thing I'm not made of blood.
protegge: <user name="rightgunman"> (🔫 maybe to him i'm just a pawn)

ITS FINE he can't read subject lines...... probably

[personal profile] protegge 2018-11-02 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
[If he knew, he'd be running. But he doesn't, and he's too dedicated to the fine art of bothering strangers to back off in the face of a book avalanche.]

[Admittedly, though, he does also want to help. He's not an Intellectual, but he's smart enough to pick up on patterns and follow leads, so when he sees that Qrow's caught something, he cocks his head over the guy's shoulder curiously.]


You find something? Lemme see. [Because he wants to help and is nosy and likes killing two birds with one stone, thanks.]