Some help you are. Is your job to provide snarky commentary? [He attempts to brush off some of the straw. It is not...wholly successful, but whatever, next box he dives into might just have more of the same.

And he'll open it as loud as he wants!!! Which is...okay, no, he's not deliberately gonna make sound, but once again, sealed crates, prying them open, not the quietest heisting job to do.]

Cuz I'll let you know now, for future reference, that standing around providing snarky commentary is my job.