That's because you're lacking in something very important to human existence. Namely taste.

[So there, nyeh. Nobody appreciates early rock and roll around here, philistines. Most of Church's top half disappears entirely into the crate as he rummages, and when he reemerges, he's got...straw and hay poking out of places under his armor.]

More farm stuff. Man, I hope all this keeps. Do we know what exactly we're looking for, anyway?