Whoa whoa whoa, okay, let's take it back a little cuz I think there's something you're not...quite grasping here, kid.

This is what we like to call a racket. This is grifting. This is--that guy doesn't need the money, he's conning you out of it for a reason that doesn't legally exist. He's being greedy, is what's going on here. But, since he and his people have all the power, they get to make up the rules as they see fit.

So. Here's what I'm thinking. I'm thinking we snag one of these things off someone and use it ourselves.