[Do a little gardening while the people who actually know what they're doing do the hard stuff? No sweat. What's the worst that can happen, she needs some Fantasy bendaryl? Eleanor is set and ready to spread some weedkiller-
Right up until she actually opens the doors to the church and slaps her hands over her ears to drown out the noise.]
Oh-! Oh that is bad! Like Taylor Spliff’t bad, Jesus!
b) The New Leaf
[Oh good, finally something that isn't weird and medieval but somehow still weirdly modern (seriously, what is even up with the elevators?)! Eleanor struts into the establishment and straight to the bar with all the confidence of someone ready to get absolutely shitfaced and forget their responsibilities for a few hours. Sure, there's some kind of cat person in the corner but that's a problem for Later Eleanor.]
Hello, barkeep! I would like your five gold-iest bottle of wine please.
Eleanor Shellstrop | The Good Place | Bard
[Do a little gardening while the people who actually know what they're doing do the hard stuff? No sweat. What's the worst that can happen, she needs some Fantasy bendaryl? Eleanor is set and ready to spread some weedkiller-
Right up until she actually opens the doors to the church and slaps her hands over her ears to drown out the noise.]
Oh-! Oh that is bad! Like Taylor Spliff’t bad, Jesus!
b) The New Leaf
[Oh good, finally something that isn't weird and medieval but somehow still weirdly modern (seriously, what is even up with the elevators?)! Eleanor struts into the establishment and straight to the bar with all the confidence of someone ready to get absolutely shitfaced and forget their responsibilities for a few hours. Sure, there's some kind of cat person in the corner but that's a problem for Later Eleanor.]
Hello, barkeep! I would like your five gold-iest bottle of wine please.