[ She definitely doesn't think that's the case... ]
The poor little things just don't know any better, that's all! They just need some T-L-C! Tender love and care!
[ ...Of course, once she sells people the pointy things, it's a bit out of her hands. But she would prefer for people not to go too crazy with the sharp objects...
...Okay, maybe they can go a little crazy, if it's fun and it doesn't hurt anyone-- ]
And you're the perfect one for the job, I think! Take your pick, I have big pots and small pots!
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[ She definitely doesn't think that's the case... ]
The poor little things just don't know any better, that's all! They just need some T-L-C! Tender love and care!
[ ...Of course, once she sells people the pointy things, it's a bit out of her hands. But she would prefer for people not to go too crazy with the sharp objects...
...Okay, maybe they can go a little crazy, if it's fun and it doesn't hurt anyone-- ]
And you're the perfect one for the job, I think! Take your pick, I have big pots and small pots!