Can we compromise on a nice, robust redwood? As long as you're in denial about mahogany —
[ Damn, that thing sure is lumbering towards them. Emphasis on the lumber. At least it's slow, though what it lacks in speed it makes up for in size. The chamber isn't overly large, and they're going to have to act quick whether it's slow anyway. ]
You don't know that. Maybe "Groot" means "asshole" where he's from. [ He casts a glance towards the ceiling and walls, measuring their playing field. ] How would Smokey the Bear feel if we burned him down?
[ He's got his...hot hands magic. (He doesn't want to talk about it.) That thing looks dry enough that it would likely catch if he can get in close enough without getting a branch to the face. ]
i live to terrorize with bad puns
[ Damn, that thing sure is lumbering towards them. Emphasis on the lumber. At least it's slow, though what it lacks in speed it makes up for in size. The chamber isn't overly large, and they're going to have to act quick whether it's slow anyway. ]
You don't know that. Maybe "Groot" means "asshole" where he's from. [ He casts a glance towards the ceiling and walls, measuring their playing field. ] How would Smokey the Bear feel if we burned him down?
[ He's got his...hot hands magic. (He doesn't want to talk about it.) That thing looks dry enough that it would likely catch if he can get in close enough without getting a branch to the face. ]