[ There goes the tail again. Play? Treats? Fetch? Oh, boy, that sounds wonderful and he hates it. Pitifully, he lets out a noise that could only be described as a whine. ]
L-look, I'm not a dog, I- I'm a guy, so I really don't want to...to go do something like that. It's like, demeaning!
[ The tail, again, says otherwise, but he's trying to ignore that. He shrugs his shoulders- or, he tries to. What really happens is just his back shifts a little, but it's got the right effect. Get off, cat! ]
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L-look, I'm not a dog, I- I'm a guy, so I really don't want to...to go do something like that. It's like, demeaning!
[ The tail, again, says otherwise, but he's trying to ignore that. He shrugs his shoulders- or, he tries to. What really happens is just his back shifts a little, but it's got the right effect. Get off, cat! ]