widows_kiss: serious, curious (A1 033)
Natasha Romanoff ([personal profile] widows_kiss) wrote in [community profile] balance_memes 2019-05-05 01:12 pm (UTC)

That's why you're the distraction.

[ Keep up, doggy-breath. ]

Being stealthy is easier when they're definitely paying attention to something else. Cats are stealthy, yes, but if they're animal people, they're gonna be paying attention to me. Which is why we're giving them you. Hey, maybe they'll even have some treats for you. Or something for you to fetch.

[ That's what you want, right? Treats? Maybe some good tummy rubs? Who's a good boy? ]

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