gitanes: (♘ at ease)
lila zacharov. ([personal profile] gitanes) wrote in [community profile] balance_memes 2019-05-05 04:32 am (UTC)

have i mentioned that i am going to kick your ass

[Here is a fact: cats are naturally haughty and prideful. They have great self-confidence, as a general rule, and probably don't know what laughter means, but maybe they do. They seem to take great offense at times.]

[Here is another fact: Lila Zacharov is haughty and prideful, has been so since birth or maybe even conception, and she definitely doesn't care to be laughed at.]

[A final fact: cats are made of 16 foot knives and 30 mouth knives and none of those feel good when digging into bare skin. Gilgamesh will find this out promptly, as Lila shoots from a dead stop to full speed in a fraction of a second, digs her claws into his stupid leg, shoots up his stupid body, and scratches him down his stupid, ugly face.]

[Cats can't say fuck you but she is trying real hard.]

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