[Honestly, he'd be impressed by how high she jumped if it wasn't hilarious. It's a good thing he's practiced at keeping a poker face or he'd probably be cracking up right now.]
Oh, what? Want me to say "please move your sorry ass outta the way" instead?
[Though if it matters, he does lower his volume now that she's paying attention.]
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Oh, what? Want me to say "please move your sorry ass outta the way" instead?
[Though if it matters, he does lower his volume now that she's paying attention.]