[ How can she be so optimistic? She doesn't know? Aw, fuck it. Alex grimaces but stares down the tree. Wouldn't be the first time he was almost killed by one of those. ]

Just...make sure it doesn't fall on me, alright? [ Put his trust in a girl he barely knows? Eh. He's done it before.

Running just a little away from Honoka, hands cupped around his mouth, Alex decides to succinctly get the tree's attention. ]

Hey, you bark-filled fuck! You look like you've been filled with root rot!!

[ #Nailed...It?? Well, it seems to get the tree's attention. Maybe it's vain. Growling and stomping towards him, awesome!

...Awesome. Time to run. ] Figure out the singing fast!!