[What the fuck. Dirk stops his awkward teenaged embarrassed breakdown to stare.]

Does that even count?

[There's a terrible plant and it probably has mobs and Dirk may choke to death but, also.]

Don't get me wrong, dude. I love that piece of shit. But I'm finding myself a little but on the sceptical side with respect to its ability to function feasibly in combat. And that's coming from a guy who was trying to find a functional use for fncysntakind.