[Thank God his brother can't figure out that Dirk is a fucking loser. (He can, he doesn't need the flowers for that, Dirk is very clearly a loser.) Dirk flicks the last red petal off of his fingers.]
That sounds fucking awesome. Let's burn this shitty AO3-era trope generator down to ash.
[BURN IT, DAVE! SAVE YOUR BROTHER FROM EMBARRASSMENT!
And dying? Yes. Dying. Dirk cares about the plant killing him.
Yeah no he's just embarrassed at this plant calling him out on his terrible love life.]
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That sounds fucking awesome. Let's burn this shitty AO3-era trope generator down to ash.
[BURN IT, DAVE! SAVE YOUR BROTHER FROM EMBARRASSMENT!
And dying? Yes. Dying. Dirk cares about the plant killing him.
Yeah no he's just embarrassed at this plant calling him out on his terrible love life.]